Im fed up with boring vacations and Ive decided to go for something thatll make my adrenaline hit the ceiling! So, instead of taking my wife and kids to Miami and sunbathe with senior citizens, Ive made up my mind to visit Thailand alone and feel the call of the wild. I want to ride elephants and see tigers from the near distance. Have I picked the right place? Thanks a million!
Well, I guess youre just having a midlife crisis and the next step is to buy a sports car and cheat on your wife. Now seriously, you can see tigers in Thailand but I strongly recommend visiting one of those Buddhist temples seen on National Geographic where monks look after them and encounter only those specimens that are not bloodthirsty. You have kids to look after, remember! Its not like you should chase adrenaline fever and ramble around a jungle all by yourself in search of danger. The same goes for elephants. Go to an elephant camp and feed them with peanuts. It will be enough excitement during a vacation.