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tburt75
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PostPosted: 04/25/03 - 11:20    Post subject: You all know what time it is??
It's time to shoot starbucks employees in the head till they're dead.....

Each day i go in there, usually the same girl makes my coffee -

Tall hot coffee, poured over ice in a Venti cup with 3 shots of vanilla

It's not that hard

1.50 total each day

Then some new idiot gets in there and they first look at me like i'm stupid, asking for a tall in a Venti, but if i just ask for a venti they charge me for teh Venti.

SO ANYWAY, after taking 5 minutes to explain this difficult surgical procedure, the girl makes it, then starts shooting the price guide with her gun like she's trying to kill a rapist.

*BEEP!*
*BEEP!*
*BEEP!*
*BEEP!*
*BEEP!**BEEP!*
*BEEP!**BEEP!**BEEP!**BEEP!**BEEP!**BEEP!*

"That'll be $6.74"

I stare at her for a second and hope that the absurd price sinks in. She's still staring at me, awaiting my money.

"Um...thats a pretty high price"

"Yeah," she says.
She's still staring at me.

*sigh*

"It's TOO high, i got a regular coffee, even if i bought 3 of them, it wouldn't come to $6.74"

She looks at the register as if the numbers will explain my plight. She just hits "CASH" and starts over.

*BEEP*
*BEEP*
*BEEP*

"Woa stop!" i say. "You should only have to shoot 2 items, i get a coffee here every day."

"Well you got two shots of vanilla"

For christs sake i'm thinking, this girl doens't know that each .30 'shot' accounts for THREE squirts!

"$2.14"

I just want to get this over with.

I hand her the money and put her on the list of 'shoot in the head till yer dead' list.
Sahara
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PostPosted: 04/25/03 - 11:24    Post subject:
Don't write that list down... evidence, you know.
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PostPosted: 04/25/03 - 11:32    Post subject:
A paper trail would be a bad thing. You did say you paid in cash right?
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PostPosted: 04/25/03 - 11:37    Post subject:
I think she was flirtin' with ya
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PostPosted: 04/25/03 - 11:38    Post subject:
got it if Tburt goes into the Radnor Starbucks don SWAT gear
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